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Trip to M3 Parkway - Not.

Saturday, September 4th, 2010


Well I thought I had it figured. Park at Barberstown, walk the canal towpath to Clonsilla - allowing me to photograph the completed railway bridge over the Royal Canal and get a return ticket from Clonsilla to M3 Parkway. Of course, I made the mistake of actually trusting Irish Rail to have their ticket machines updated. But then, when you see this inside the station, preceded by the old timetable still proudly on display outside the station, what would you expect.

I have photos of the pages for stations with D (for Dunboyne), M (for M3 Parkway) and just for good measure, I took a photo of the page for P (Pace) - just in case. Not one of the pages has the new stations on it. I also decided to look at the zone tickets. After all, it is about the same distance from Clonsilla to M3 Parkway as it is to Maynooth. Therefore, common sense would suggest that the inner and outer short hop zone tickets would apply. The zone map in the ticket machine is here. But then, these haven’t been updated for the new stations on the Kildare line either, so quelle surprise.

You cannot buy a ticket to access the new line. But wait you say, board the train and pay at the other end. Obviously, you are unaware of the penalty fare system. So, a trip to M3 Parkway costs €100.

Rather than pay this fare (whatever kick I may get from travelling on a new railway, it ain’t worth €100 and a civil penalty which would cost me my professional qualification), so I was left with no choice but to see the train to M3 Parkway come and go, without me on it.

South Wexford line to close - EU looks the other way

Friday, September 3rd, 2010


When you voted for the Lisbon Treaty, you assumed that Ireland would be subject to the laws of the European Union, right? Wrong. Where is the EU now that the State needs to be forced to sell rolling stock and provide open access to our railway network to third parties to interested in operating the South Wexford Line.

The new EU president was referred to as a damp rag by UKIP MEP Nigel Farage. I would go further than that. Herman Van Rompuy isn’t even fit for use as toilet paper.

To those accountants in IR who have massaged the figures to load the line with network costs based on the misuse of full overhead absorption costing, a complaint of professional misconduct awaits you in due course.

Useless bastards in RSC object to sky diving operation

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

The Nenagh Guardian has reported that those useless gobshites in the Railway Safety Commission, staffed by the man who told me, in writing, in his Department of Transport days, that railway safety was nothing to do with him, when I wrote about the ARROW safety problem, are objecting to a sky diving operation in Nenagh because someone could fall in front of a train.

A second train could have passed into an occupied section because the train occupying the section failed to register its presence with the defective signalling system still in use on Irish Rail. But of course, this is Ireland where the State is above the law. Forget about McKenna and Coughlan or the country’s status as a republic. We are the State and we will do as we please. You will do as we say, not as we do. Another pack of pricks to be incarcerated in Mountjoy when the true republic is established.

Irish Rail to sell rolling stock

Friday, August 20th, 2010

The Belfast Telegraph has a report about Irish Rail looking to sell surplus rolling stock. I assume that Deutsche Bann or whoever is looking to run the South Wexford Line will be allowed to buy them.

Not so smart cards

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

The Irish Independent has reported on the latest cretinous move in the long running saga of public transport smartcards. Going forward, anyone acquiring an annual bus and rail ticket, will be given two smartcards, one for the bus and the other for the train. Of course, hell wil freeze over before Dickweed Dempsey will admit that the reason there is no smartcard for Dublin (and never will be) is that Dublin Bus put the smartcard readers on the buses and not at the stops.

Pearse Station - 6th May 2009

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

The ticket machine at Pearse refused to accept both 10c and 20c coins. When is this going to be an offence? Surely zero tolerance should also apply to the refusal to accept legal tender?

Where is the Kildare Line?

Monday, April 13th, 2009

After many months of driving to Maynooth, parking at my parents house and walking to/from the train station in Maynooth to get into Dublin - rather than park at Hazelhatch and involuntarily agree to be clamped by no good cock sucking pricks and shitheads, I decided that I would investigate a return to using the train from Hazelhatch to Heuston and feeder bus to Stephens Green - bridging the gap by cycling from my house in Celbridge to the station.

As it is a while since I have paid a cash fare on the line from Hazelhatch (due to having had an annual pass - I wouldn’t give gobshite rail the pleasure of fining me for fare evasion) I visited the Irish Rail website to see what the fare is.

On the following page, there is allegedly a fare calculator for “DART”. Nonetheless, this also includes options for all stations on the Maynooth Line (with the exception of Phoenix Park) and the line to Balbriggan as well as Kilcoole.

Where are Parkwest & Cherry Orchard, Fonthill, Adamstown and Hazelhatch? Or is the fare to be charged whatever IR want on the day and if there is no one at Hazelhatch to sell you a ticket, pay the penalty fare?

Pearse Station - 9th April 2009

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

During rush hour, there should be no delay - no error - no difficulties - well, unless you are Irish Rail. One of the two ticket machines on the right in Pearse Station was only taking exact change at 1712 today. Not good enough.

6th April 2009 - Pearse Station

Monday, April 6th, 2009

At Pearse Station this evening, 1 of three ticket validators accessing the Northbound platform was marked as usable but not actually accepting tickets. When the train I was on (1739 ex Pearse to Maynooth) was passing between Glasnevin Junction and Liffey Junction, I noticed that the emergency access gate from Glasnevin Cemetery onto the track was open. So much for safety.

Pearse Station 3rd April 2009

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Where is the zero tolerance of non functional ticket machines? Oh silly me I forgot - zero tolerance is for us only - you are above the law like all State bodies.

The single ticket machine on the Down side of the entrance hall was refusing to take any money - i.e. non functional. The right hand machine of the two on the Up side of the entrance hall had a bit of a problem with 10 euro notes ( I tried two of them) and it took three or four attempts before your crappy non functional “technology” would sell me a ticket.

I look forward to the day when, using the principle that the State is above the law, a future Government elected by the people for the people (or even a Government dependent on a maverick Independent TD) introduces spot fines for IR employees. Start at a million euro - payable in cash - with as much right of appeal as your spot fines for no ticket or to get unclamped by the law breaking scumbags contracted by you to engage in the unconstitutional practice that is car clamping.

Hell - that maverick TD might even be me - after all, I’d only need one term in office and my demands would be low - screw Irish Rail.